Happy birthday to me!

Guess what? I'm 12 and a half years old! 

Compared to my female human, I look like a puppy. She's got wrinkles around her eyes, and her jaws have started to sag - and she's only 42 human years old. Well, to be fair she's never had a chance - I'm the one all the chihuahuas, salukis and (oh dear) labradors find irresistible. I'm blonde and I've got long legs and a tiny waist, and I happen to own this city. Try to beat that!

(When you're my age, every half a year is worth a celebration. 

I had liver for dinner and a pig's ear for an evening snack!